Werneth Wedge

January 2002    Issue No. 22    Captain:  Bill Waterhouse         

When Stone Age Man Roamed our Fairways.

Flicking through a copy of Hartley Bateson’s “A History of Oldham,” Susan Barlow, wife of  our club secretary, was surprised to discover this sentence: “The presence of human life during the Neolothic Age is attested by the discovery of a polished flint arrowhead on Werneth Golf Course in 1948.”

In other words, our  Stone Age ancestors were roaming what are now our fairways many thousands of years ago.

But it is perhaps important to point out that any resemblance between these ancient Brits and members of the council is purely coincidental.

Bateson’s book also says the word Werneth is beyond doubt  derived from a Celtic name meaning place of alders.

This led to queries about other local place names. Brookdale, Woodhouses, Springhead, Greenfield, and Grasscroft, for instance, are self-explanatory.

A glance through the splendid “Dictionary of English Place Names,” by A.D. Mills (Oxford University Press), reveals these other derivations:

OLDHAM: Old promontory, from the old English Ald and the old Scandinavian holmr.

SADDLEWORTH: Enclosure on a saddle-shaped ridge.

ROYTON: Farmstead where rye is grown.

ASHTON-u-LYNE: Ashton – place where ash trees grow. Lyne – elm tree region.

DELPH: A quarry.

DOBCROSS: Cross (or crossroads) for a man called Dobbe – a middle English  pet form of Robert, or a surname.

FAILSWORTH: Enclosure with a special kind of fence.

BARDSLEY: Woodland clearing of a man called Beornraed.

CHADDERTON: Possibly farmstead at hill called Cadeir (old English for chair).

DENTON: Farmstead or village in a valley.

GLOSSOP: Valley of a man called Glot.

STOCKPORT: Market place at an outlying hamlet.

AUDENSHAW: Copse of a man called Aldwine.

DROYLSDEN: Valley of the dry spring or stream.

MOSSLEY: Woodland clearing by a swamp or bog.

MIDDLETON: Middle farmstead or estate.

MOSTON: Moss or marsh farmstead.

BLACKLEY: Dark wood or clearing.

STALYBRIDGE: Bridge at the wood where staves are got.

HYDE: Estate assessed at one hide – an amount of land for the support of  one family and its dependants.

MANCHESTER: Roman fort or town on (possibly) a breast-like hill.

What is not explained is the history of names like Mumps and Jumbo (Middleton Junction).

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Christmas Party a Great Success By Janet Cain.

The children’s Christmas party, attended by 70 youngsters, was a truly memorable affair.

The DJ, who was hired at the eleventh hour, kept the entertainment going with games and dancing – the latter providing evidence of some promising talent from the young participants.

Food was served in the form of a buffet. Sandwiches, sausage rolls, jelly, ice-cream  etc., were enjoyed by all.

But the highlight of the afternoon was the arrival of  Father Christmas, who made a dramatic appearance out of the trees behind the eighteenth green (leaving his reindeers behind!), bearing presents for all the children, who welcomed him in anticipation at the door.

The presentation of gifts was followed by a game of “pass the parcel,” which concluded the party.

A good time was had by all – here’s to next year!

Bad Weather Hits Comps.

Heavy rain, followed by snow and ice,  played havoc with the winter programme over the festive period.

Just before Christmas, in an event played over a restricted number of holes, Sean Rattigan scored 31 Stableford points, with Jed Hulme two points adrift in second place.

After the snow had cleared, competition secretary  John Andrew totted up 40 points in another pro’s comp. to edge out Jim Mellor (38pts), who beat Mike Fogo on a CPO.

The following week, handicap secretary Jack Cain triumphed with 39 points, defeating Denis Lamb on a countback.

It is understood a meeting between Messrs Andrew and Cain to discuss their respective handicaps lasted approximately ten seconds and ended in unanimous agreement that no change was required.

Death of Roy Jarvis.

The club was well represented at the funeral of Roy Jarvis, who died at the age of 79 after a long and courageous battle against cancer.

A prominent Mason, who was past master of his lodge, he was proud to have played more that 50 courses in various parts of the world, and was also interested in racing and the theatre.

He also helped to raise many thousands of pounds through his membership of  The Scroungers, a charity organisation providing wheelchairs for the disabled.

Our commiserations to his widow, Brenda – also a playing member of the club – and his family.

Sympathy is also extended to Tom Rowbotham, and the rest of his family, following the tragic death of Tom’s sister, killed in a road accident.

New Course Facilities.

Work will commence soon on a new bridge over the gully on the eighth hole.

The structure will be similar to that recently built by member Harry Green’s company, linking the fourteenth and eighteenth fairways, which has been highly praised.

It will be considerably longer than the present bridge, making it easier to take trolleys across the gully.

The council is also considering the provision of  benches adjacent to the 6th and 17th tees – where holdups often occur – financed by the £1,000 legacy from former member Jimmy Mann.

It's Wedge's Winter Warmer!

Course closed again? Rain pouring down and showing no signs of abating? Then while away half an hour or so working out the answers to these clues relating to professional football teams (answers next month):

1. Which car?
2. Royal leisure area.
3. What burglars do.
4. Keep the fire burning
5. Arms store.
6. Mum’s OK.
7. Sound of prison clock.
8. Detectives need them.
9. Door is locked.
10. Push heavy weight.
11. Male’s meadow.
12. Organ on a lake.
13. Famous jockey.
14. Smashes things up.
15. Not an Eastern dish.  
And the best of luck!